Friday, September 6, 2013

Top Ten Things That Happened At My BBQ

1. This dood got Chris' wife pregnant.



2. Aaron was doing weird shit in the garden.



3. Daniel and Amanda hated it.



4. I fucked every member of the Aristokoks, and some of their brothers.



5. Onias got mad.



6. Kiran and I coquettishly tried to diffuse the situation. Fuck. I always spell that word wrong. Ahem. Let me try again. Kiran and I cokeheadishly tried to diffuse the situation.



7. Chris became a Kenzo.

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