1. There were lots of tents featuring pointless things like hotdogs and psychic readings. There were lots of drunk people as well.
a. In other words, it's just like Equality Forum, except without the protestors.
2. Why would you want to buy a beer for $5, standing in a jam packed drunken crowd, getting things spilled all over you by slobs, when you could sit on a stool at the Bike Stop and drink for $3 a pop?
a. Once at the Bike Stop, I'm pretty sure I uttered "I'm tired, ahem" several times, but nobody whisked me off to the toilet to do coke. I like Uncles better.
3 comments:
And Uncles doesn't have a website! What the eff?!?
Nice and succinct! Funny, too! Well done!
I thought it was called Aunt Uncles when I read this the other day. Can we open SOMETHING called Aunt Uncles?
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