I don't know why the hell we did this, but then again, I don't know why we did anything we did back then.
1. One time I sat in Gabby's room, paper and pen in hand, and scrawled down a list of men she wanted to eat her out. She was laying in bed, smoking, and just shouting out names of people, sometimes giving brief explanations of why she wants them to eat her out (i.e. "Bethany's boyfriend--because he has a beard...Your dad--because he's dead. Oh, and Cara's dead Dad too"). Sally got in on it too. We hung it up in the 16th floor lounge for everyone to see.
2. We had so much fun with that list, that we decided to also make a list of people Gabby wanted to eat out. I don't remember who was on it, but I remember it consisting almost entirely of men. We put this in the lounge, too. Our RA didn't like it, but he didn't like anything, he was a real hater.
3. I don't know if this counts as a list, but one day Kathleen and I decided that fat people are the 8th wonder of the world.
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