Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Top Ten Reasons I'm Blogging Here Again

1. Joey and Drew said so.

     a. Man, you guys are cry babies, it's not like it's been that long since I've posted.

2. DOOD I ate so much today. I'm venting my sorrows.

3. DOOD I missed the deadline on my first assignment for some class today. I'm venting my sorrows.

4. I want to go to AA, but I'm an atheist.

5. I called several shrinks today to set up appointments, and they were all scary and cocky and condescending. It reminded me why I can't go to shrinks. Except for Roey. Roey was awesome. I think his stutter kept him down to earth. Like how are you going to look down on someone when you stutter? The irony was that I was a Speech Pathology student at the time. Once he asked me if I minded his disability. I was like "Um, I hope not!"

6. I'm about to eat more ice cream, sorry.

4 comments:

Hop Hop Rhyme said...

I think he was trying to trick you by asking if your stutter bothered you. He sounds passive-aggressive. Right now, I'm Sylvia Niebruegge. Don't listen to me, ever.

Hop Hop Rhyme said...

His stutter...

Unknown said...

START BLOGGING AGAIN YA FLAMING CUNT HOLE

'tine said...

Joey, I blogged just now, even before I read this curseout. We are soulmates.

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