Top Ten Times I Wore Red Lipstick

1. That time Sally visited and we went to the Beagle Tavern in Norristown and we hated our lives because I had to host Chang Chang's show at Johnny Brenda's the next night, Drew had to work, and Sally just wanted to be in New Hampshire.


2. My 26th birthday. I also did some other grown up things when I turned 26 like got my own apartment and wore a dress with shoulder pads. I still don't know how to open a bottle of wine though.


3. This one time when I was in 8th grade. Omg, I'm not not putting this pic up because I'm embarrassed, it's really because I don't feel like scanning it. I've been through a lot today. Okay, fine, not really, but I decided to have a glass of wine anyway, but like I said in #2, I still haven't mastered the art of bottle opening, and so after several failed attempts, I did the screwdriver thing, and wine got everywhere. Red wine. But whatever, I needed to mop my floor anyway. This wine tastes just fine, can't even taste the cork.

4. This one time when I was in 3rd grade.